Lohan Number One At Rassies

As I type, the Oscars are going on in the background, highlighting some of last year’s best films. Conversely, I’m writing about some of the worst and this year’s awards for the 28th annual Golden Raspberry Awards which took place at the weekend. This year’s clear winner is Lindsay Lohan and her film “I Know Who Killed Me” with eight ‘wins’ in total. Let’s hope her next project ‘Ye Olde Times’, a film that follows two rival rival renaissance fair troupes on the competitive circuit, will prove more successful for the actress…


The complete list of Rassie Winners are as follows:


 


Worst Picture:
“I Know Who Killed Me”


 


Worst Actor:
Eddie Murphy, “Norbit”


 


Worst Actress:
Lindsay Lohan, “I Know Who Killed Me”


 


Worst Supporting Actress:
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey), “I Know Who Killed Me”
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), “I Know Who Killed Me”


 


Worst Screen Couple:
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan, “I Know Who Killed Me”


 


Worst Remake or Rip-Off:
“I Know Who Killed Me” (Rip-Off of “Hostel,” “Saw,” and “The Patty Duke Show”)


 


Worst Prequel or Sequel:
“Daddy Day Camp”


 


Worst Director:
Chris Siverston, “I Know Who Killed Me”


 


Worst Screenplay:
Jeffrey Hammond, “I Know Who Killed Me”


 


Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie:
“I Know Who Killed Me”