Tom Cruise revives Les Grossman

Tom Cruise to bring Tropic Thunder’s Les Grossman back to the big screen

Tom Cruise has been confirmed that he will both produce and star in a film based on his Tropic Thunder character Les Grossman.


Co-producer Ben Stiller released a statement today on behalf of Paramount Pictures, which read: “Les Grossman’s life story is an inspiring tale of the human class struggle to achieve greatness against all odds.


“He has assured me he plans to, quote, ‘F**king kill the sh*t out of this movie and make Citizen f**king Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honoured to be working with him.”


Paramount President Adam Goodman added: “Everything I learned in this business, I’ve learned from Les. I started out as his assistant and from the first day he threw his desk at me when I got his lunch order wrong, I have loved him like a father.”


Cruise recently played the character at the MTV Movie Awards where he danced with Jennifer Lopez and repeated some of Grossman’s more questionable catchphrases.