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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL (UK/India/12A/124mins)
Directed by John Madden. Starring Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson, Dev Patel, Celia Imrie, Penelope Wilton, Ronald Pickup.
THE PLOT: Dench's freshly minted widow Evelyn joins a bunch of fellow old fogeys - Nighy and Wilton's unhappily-married couple; Imrie's serial bride; Smith's wheelchair-bound racist; Pickup's horny old pick-up artist; Wilkinson's gay judge - in a new retirement retreat in India. Only said retreat isn't quite finished. The phones don't work. And there are pigeons nesting in the bedrooms. But the first batch of residents clearly have more pressing matters on their mind. Such as, is there life just before death?
THE VERDICT: Written by Ol Parker (Thandie Newton's hubby) and directed by John Madden (Shakespeare In Love, The Debt), this might as well have been called Last Of The Summer Curry. Or maybe Slumdog Pensioner, given that this co-production with India plays with, and straight into, all the popular South Asian stereotypes - old salt of the earth philosophers mixing with panhandlers, and kids playing makeshift cricket on the streets. As Wilkinson's returning judge says of India, "I love the light, the colours, the smiles - it teaches me something". Only, The Best Exotice Marigold Hotel doesn't really teach us much. Certainly not as much as a good episode of Dench's early 1990s sitcom As Time Goes By might teach us. And only slightly less than the 1970s ITV atrocity Don't Drink The Water. Goodness gracious me, indeed. RATING: 2/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

The Woman in the Fifth

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

THE WOMAN IN THE FIFTH (France/Poland/UK/15A/85mins)

Directed by Pawel Pawlikowski. Starring Ethan Hawke, Kristin Scott Thomas, Joanna Kulig, Samir Guesmi, Delphine Chuillot, Julie Papillon.

THE PLOT: Returning to Paris, American novelist Tom Ricks (Hawke) finds little love from his estranged French wife (Chuillot), despite the fact that the two have a young daughter, Chloe (Papillon). Tom always finds little luck either, holed up in a sleazy hotel and spending his nights working for its dodgy owner Sezer (Guesmi). When he hooks up with a glamourous widow, Margit (Scott Thomas), life begins to go a little pear-shaped. As Tom begins to question his own sanity, we begin to question what’s true and what is imagined…

THE VERDICT: Ethan Hawke has a habit of running to Paris for his quirky, festival-worthy films about life, love and louche women. Here, he’s aided and abetted by that fine Polish director Pawel Pawlikowski, who broke through in 2000 with Last Resort, and scored a hit with 2004’s My Summer Of Love, and, of course, the patron saint of arty French films, Kristen Scott Thomas. What lost young poet can resist Kristen’s siren call? Based on Douglas Kennedy’s 2007 novel, Pawlikowski never quite lives up to the intriguing interweaving stories and characters offered up here, and you’re left with a thriller that’s never quite thrilling, and a whodunit that falls short and lands somewhere closer to a whocares?.RATING: 2/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

Safe House

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

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SAFE HOUSE (USA/15A/115mins)

Directed by Daniel Espinosa. Starring Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, Brendan Gleeson, Vera Farmiga, Sam Shepard, Ruben Blades, Liam Cunningham, Robert Patrick.

THE PLOT: A rogue CIA agent who has been trading intel for the last ten years, the legendary Tobin Frost (Washington) is in Cape Town, coming into possession of a top-secret file that instantly has heavy-armed goons on his tail. And so, he turns himself in at the US Embassy, locking rival CIA heavyweights David Barlow (Gleeson) and Catherine Linklater (Farmiga) into a race to wheel him in. Shipped to a safe house, where untested CIA agent Matt Weston (Reynolds) has been sitting pretty, and bored, for 12 months, Frost is just enjoying his first round of waterboarding when 12 gun-toting, grenade-throwing grunts come knocking. Soon, Weston and Frost are on the run…

THE VERDICT: Pretty much Tony Scott’s Midnight Run, with the pedal to the metal, Safe House is surprisingly effective. Not that you would expect anything less than watchable from its leading man, Washington here as sublime as ever. Reynolds too does a fine job, going some ways to making up for last year’s disastrous, career-wobbling double-bill of The Green Lantern and The Change-Up. As spy vs spy thrillers go, Safe House doesn’t necessarily bring anything new to the interrogation table, but it does deliver its spills and thrills with admirable style and speed. The action never lets up here, and there’s enough smart dialogue amidst all the flashy crash, bang, wallop to keep you merrily hooked throughout. Just the sort of film you need to clean the palette after all that festival arse. RATING: 4/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

Margaret

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

MARGARET (USA/IFI/150mins)

Directed by Kenneth Lonergan. Starring Anna Paquin, Matt Damon, Mark Ruffalo, Jean Reno, Sarah Steele, Matthew Broderick, J. Smith-Cameron, John Gallagher Jr., Allison Janney.

THE PLOT: New York, and bohemian Brownstone brat – and self-confessed “over-privileged liberal Jew” – Lisa is the sort of carefree, kooky girl who could really do with a punch of reality. And Lisa gets it when, trying to flag down a bus driver (Ruffalo) because she wants to know where he bought his cowboy hat. A middle-aged woman (Janney) is run over, dying, babbling about her daughter, in Lisa’s arms. What follows is a not-so-sweet hereafter, as the teenager grapples with her guilty conscience, having lied about the driver going through a red light. Finally getting in touch with the deceased’s closest friend, Emily (Berlin, delivering a ridiculously bad performance), Lisa gets lawyered up. With a little help from Emily. And her lawyer friend. And his lawyer friend. Meanwhile, home life is suffering, as Lisa becomes more estranged from both her insecure though successful theatre actor mother (Smith-Cameron) and her struggling California-based dad (played by writer/director Lonergan), decides to become a woman with the druggie Paul (Culkin) rather than her lovelorn best friend (Gallagher Jr.), and finds herself donning her best greyhound, Basic Instinct skirt for increasingly hot-and-bothered teacher Mr. Aaron (Damon).

THE VERDICT: There’s something deliberately uncertain and unresolved about Kenneth Lonergan’s Altman-esque, multi-layered story here. Then again, the secret life of the American teenager is a complex system of underground tunnels, all leading to glorious, blissful, stay-up-all-night, drink-as-much-as-you-like adulthood. Once you sort out your sexual identity, your personality, your politics, your ideals, your goals, your career, your look, your hair, your spots, your partner, your quietly irritating little brother, and that ongoing power struggle with your separated parents. Lonergan ambitiously touches on many subjects here, including the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, America’s terrorist problem, the crippling insecurity of actors, and the devastating power of opera, but all these strangds never really add up to one whole. And part of the problem lays with leading lady Paquin, an actress who still comes across as the producer’s daughter. Or a former child star. To be fair, Paquin does self-conscious awkwardness extremely well; she’s a natural. The title comes from Gerard Manley Hopkins’ 1880 poem Spring And Fall, about the loss of childhood innocence, and Lonergan comes close to capturing that freshness of emotion being trampled. He just shouldn’t have taken 150 minutes to get there. Originally shot in 2005, reports of a nightmare battle with the studio suggest this might not be the film that Lonergan (following up 2000’s You Can Count On Me) actually intended. Here’s hoping. RATING: 2/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (USA/United Arab Emirates/12A/95mins)

Directed by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor. Starring Nicolas Cage, Ciaran Hinds, Idris Elba, Violante Placido, Christopher Lambert, Fergus Riordan, Johnny Whitworth, Spencer Wilding.

THE PLOT: Perhaps unsurprisingly, stunt rider Johnny Blaze (Cage) is having second thoughts about having sold his soul for a life as the fire-belching and brimstone-tyre-melting Ghost Rider, and so, he’s quick to take up the offer of French motorbiking monk Moreau (a green-eyed Elba) - save a little boy, Danny (Riordan), from the devil, and the curse is lifted. Only Danny boy turns out to be the son of the devil’s representative here on earth, Roarke (Hinds)…

THE VERDICT: The studio distributing this sorry mess put an embargo on the world’s press, demanding it not be reviewed until the actual day of release. It’s an old trick, designed to keep the public from smelling a stinker before they’ve had a chance to pay the admission price, but, truth be told, the embargo has merely drawn more attention to the fact that this Ghost Rider sequel sucks the big one. And how. This sort of B-movie is almost enough to give Nicolas Cage a bad name. At this point, he really should consider remaking The Room. RATING: *

 

review by paul byrne

Ghost Rider 3D: Spirit of Vengeance

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (USA/United Arab Emirates/12A/95mins)

Directed by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor. Starring Nicolas Cage, Ciaran Hinds, Idris Elba, Violante Placido, Christopher Lambert, Fergus Riordan, Johnny Whitworth, Spencer Wilding.

THE PLOT: Perhaps unsurprisingly, stunt rider Johnny Blaze (Cage) is having second thoughts about having sold his soul for a life as the fire-belching and brimstone-tyre-melting Ghost Rider, and so, he’s quick to take up the offer of French motorbiking monk Moreau (a green-eyed Elba) - save a little boy, Danny (Riordan), from the devil, and the curse is lifted. Only Danny boy turns out to be the son of the devil’s representative here on earth, Roarke (Hinds)…

THE VERDICT: The studio distributing this sorry mess put an embargo on the world’s press, demanding it not be reviewed until the actual day of release. It’s an old trick, designed to keep the public from smelling a stinker before they’ve had a chance to pay the admission price, but, truth be told, the embargo has merely drawn more attention to the fact that this Ghost Rider sequel sucks the big one. And how. This sort of B-movie is almost enough to give Nicolas Cage a bad name. At this point, he really should consider remaking The Room. RATING: 1/5

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE (USA/12A/129mins)

Directed by Stephen Daldry. Starring Thomas Horn, Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Max von Sydow, Viola Davis, John Goodman, Zoe Caldwell.

THE PLOT: Self-confessed, 10-year old science geek Oskar (Horn) grew up going on quests set by his loving father, Thomas (Hanks), the latter hoping his only child would be forced to come out of his shell by meeting strangers. Even if it meant searching for clues to the ‘lost’ sixth borough down amongst Manhattan’s homeless.

A year after his father perishes in the 9/11 attacks, pint-sized philosopher Oskar has decided to go on a quest of his own, after he finds a key his father had hidden, the name Black scribbled on the envelope. There are thousands of Blacks living in Manhattan. And Oskar is determined to meet each and every one of them, in the hope of solving what he sees as his late father’s final challenge. Cue a very, very long montage. With lots of crying. And hugging. All watched over from a distance by a dazed and confused mum (Bullock, sporting her saddest Lake House face), and gradually aided and abetted – after a little Rear Window suspicion - by the mute old lodger (von Sydow) lodging with Oskar’s neighbouring grandmother (Caldwell).

THE VERDICT: That this film should be included in the Best Picture nominations at this year’s Oscars whilst the likes of Drive, Shame and even the final Harry Potter outing were shut out speaks volumes about Tinseltown politics. Hanks still has friends in high places, even if no one is going to his movies anymore.

A feelgood movie set against 9/11 that plays out like a Reader’s Digest article that got out of hand, Extremely Cloying & Incredibly Annoying is actually based on Jonathan Safran Foer’s 2005 bestseller. Should Foer release his book today, it probably wouldn’t have half the impact. Or sales. This is like Wes Anderson if all he cared about was the box-office. It’s Eat, Pray, Love, for kids. Former movie stars Hanks and Bullock try very hard to play it small and cute, but they merely end up extremely cloying. And incredibly irritating. 

Review by Paul Byrne 

Rampart

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

RAMPART (USA/16/108mins)

Directed by Oren Moverman. Starring Woody Harrelson, Ben Foster, Sigourney Weaver, Robin Wright, Steve Buscemi, Ned Beatty, Ice Cube, Anne Heche, Cynthia Nixon.

THE PLOT: Harrelson plays LAPD Officer Dave Brown, his already shaky life hitting something of a tailspin when he’s caught on camera beating a fleeing driver who has just ploughed into his cop car. The force are facing a major investigation and Brown – regarded by even his own extended family (having a child each by two co-habiting sisters, Heche and Nixon; naturally, the kids are not all right) as “a dirty cop with a dirty mind” - soon reaches boiling point, convinced that he has been set up as a distraction. So, he refuses to go quietly, reckoning “I’ve nowhere else to go”. Having followed in his father’s footsteps for the last 24 years, Brown knows the law, and when the police brass circle, he spits out that, fighting it through the courts, “I’ll have my own show on Fox News within one week”. The self-righteous Brown reckons he’s “the one cop that gets it”, but his paranoia is soon out of control…

THE VERDICT: Somewhere between Bad Lieutenant and Training Day, Moverman and Harrelson’s second outing together (after The Messenger, for which both were Oscar-nominated) is a peach. As with Fassbender and Gosling, Woody (who does self-repressed rage beautifully, despite being a self-confessed Hawaiian hippie) really should have gotten an Oscar nomination here. Perhaps the Academy just don’t feel comfortable watching disturbed loners battling their inner-demons as they spiral into a self-created hellhole? Could be too close to the bone.

Director Moverman co-wrote with celebrated noir crime novelist James Ellroy (L.A. Confidential, The Black Dahlia), and the resulting script crackles and pops. As with much of Ellroy’s work, the devil is in the detail. Lucky for Moverman then, he has an incredible supporting cast, the likes of Wright, Foster, Beatty, Heche and Buscemi putting plenty of meat on what would traditionally be bare-bone characters. RATING: 4/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

The Vow

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

THE VOW (USA/12A/104mins)

Directed by Michael Sucsy. Starring Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neill, Jessica Lange, Scott Speedman, Wendy Crewson.

THE PLOT: Based on a true story, happy loving couple Leo (Tatum) and Paige (McAdams) have a sweet night out at Chicago’s Music Box cinema mildly ruined by a truck rams their car from behind as they drive home. Sending Paige through the windscreen, and wiping out all memory she has of her loving hubby. Which suits her wealthy, snobbish parents (Neill and Lange) just fine, keen as they are to take their pretty little daughter back home. With the mantra of “I’ve got to make my wife fall in love with me again” running through his head though, Leo isn’t about to give up on the love of his life…

THE VERDICT: Hey, it’s 50 First Dates, only without the meager laughs! From the writers of Valentine’s Day. And Never Been Kissed. And He’s Just Not That Into You. So, you know even before the curtains open that this is going to suck. And suck it does, Tatum and the once-promising McAdams grinning and bearing it for 107 minutes of maudlin heart-tugging. Is it any wonder that Sony only sent soft journalists to talk the duo when they went out on their press junket, The Vow being the sort of shameless girly filler fluff that will make a little money for everyone involved – only, no one involved will ever want to speak of it again once that money has all been counted up.

Director Sucsy’s previous directing gig was the HBO dramatization of Grey Gardens in 2009, so, he definitely should know better too. Avoid. Even if the missus keeps on nagging you about it. RATING: 1/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

Big Miracle

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

BIG MIRACLE (USA/PG/107mins)

Directed by Ken Kwapis. Starring Drew Barrymore, John Krasinski, Ted Danson, Kristen Bell, Dermot Mulroney, Tim Blake Nelson.

THE PLOT: Alaskan TV news reporter Adam Carlson (Krasinski) finally finds a story worth reporting when three gray whales become trapped beneath the ice, their oxygen supply running dangerously low. Not only is his news footage Adam’s big-break into national news (including the towering Tom Brokaw), it’s also noticed by his ex-girlfriend, Rachel (Barrymore), an environmental activist. Naturally, she’s soon by Adam’s side as the community, and the news crews – and even nasty oil barons looking for a little greenwash - rally round to help in the rescue…

THE VERDICT: This had all the signs of being a cornball stinker – a feelgood romance set against the true-life 1988 rescue of trapped gray whales; yowsa! – but, somehow, Drew and crew deliver a film that doesn’t make you want to go and punch a dolphin in the face. And it’s not like the director, Ken Kwapis, has form when it comes to spinning turds into gold, he and Barrymore having worked before on the painful He’s Just Not That Into You. In the end, the day is saved by a cast who more than rise to the occasion, and a backstory that, at heart, is a true ice melter. Even for a cynical old critic like me. RATING: 3/5

Review by Paul Byrne 

Young Adult

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

YOUNG ADULT (USA/15A/94mins)

Directed by Jason Reitman. Starring Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson, Patton Oswalt, Elizabeth Reaser, Collette Wolfe, Jill Eikenberry.

THE PLOT: Theron plays Mavis Gary, the girl – as it says on the poster – ‘you hated in high school’, and now a writer of teen novels who isn’t selling all that many books these days. Add to that a recent divorce, and suddenly the homecoming queen is in desperate need of some TLC. And she knows just the man to give it to her – her old high school sweetheart, Buddy (Wilson). The fact that Buddy is now a happily-married father doesn’t seem to bother Mavis all that much. “We can beat this thing together,” she tells an increasingly freaked out Buddy.

THE VERDICT: It’s been a while since anyone’s given a hoot about a Charlize Theron picture, thanks to forgettable fare such as Aeon Flux, Battle In Seattle and Hancock. Having become more famous for her product endorsements than her work, it was clear this Oscar winner needed to add a little street cred to her CV. With Young Adult, box-office is plainly not the main consideration. A $12million budget means Theron wouldn’t have to knock Tom Cruise off the no.1 spot over Christmas in the US to make a profit. Nope, this is a film that aims for quality rather than quantity, Theron teaming up with the directing and writing team behind Juno – Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody, respectively - for a tale that’s even more knowingly cool, quirky and cruel. And the critics have been lapping it up. Still, it somehow falls short of its promising premise, something that might just be reflected in the film’s cold shoulder by the Oscar grouches. RATING: 3/5


Review by Paul Byrne

The Woman in Black

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

THE WOMAN IN BLACK (UK/Canada/Sweden/15A/94mins)

Directed by James Watkins. Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Janet McAteer, Ciaran Hinds, Sophie Stuckey, Shaun Dooley, Mary Stockley.

THE PLOT: Radcliffe plays young lawyer and single father Arthur Kipps, facing financial worries and the recent death of his wife when he’s employed to handle the estate of the faithfully departed Alice Drablow. Whilst there, Arthur glimpses a mysterious woman in black. The following day, a young girl who has drunk lye dies in his arms. The little girl turns out not to be the first child in the town to commit suicide, the locals believing the mysterious woman in black is wreaking revenge for the children taken away from her…

THE VERDICT: Based on Susan Hill’s 1983 novel about a menacing spectre that haunts a small Edwardian town, foreshadowing the death of children, The Woman In Black’s popularity as a tale is unquestionable – it’s the West End’s second longest-running play ever, after The Mousetrap. And now, the Radcliffe-led big-screen adaptation is already proving a hit with the critics. More importantly, cinema-goers in the US have embraced it, giving The Woman In Black a higher-than-expected opening weekend of $21m.

Rating N/A (No Irish press screening - will review on opening day)

Review by Paul Byrne 

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