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The Wolfman

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Feels very stagnated at times.

Iron Man 2

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Marvel go deeper into Tony Stark, alot more grown up than the first but it seems to be an ad for Avengers

The A-Team

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

A great lads movie. Big explosions, one liners and a potential franchise

Splice

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

Quite possibly one of the funniest films I'd seen in a while. Funny because of the terrible script, the worse acting and the fact that Adrian Brodys career seems to be in ruins.

Inception

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Its like Fight Club, inside The Matrix which is really Total Recall taking place on LOST........................and I loved every minute of it.

Kick-Ass

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Great film, Funny, Action Packed and some genuinly great acting scenes. So glad that Vaughan collected the money himself. Wish more directors would go out on limb like this.

Valentine's Day

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

It tries to be Love Actually but falls at the first hurdle: The people never seem real.

Everybody's Fine

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Probably the most guilty film you'll watch. With the cast and the story you'd expect no less than greatness. What arises is something that will have people picking up the phone right outside the theater

From Paris With Love

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Brilliant. Great action film, Travolta is almost as good as he was in Swordfish. Sequel please.

Crazy Heart

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Great story, Jeff Bridges has to win the Oscar for this. He deserves it.

Where the Wild Things Are

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Not a kids movie really. Still brilliant though

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Reviewed by Clown-Assasin

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Not bad, not great either. Some of the CG is ropey and some of the dialogue is uber cheesey. But its a fun cinema romp. Leave brain at door.