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BIGBADBRIAN
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I love Movies and Cartoons..... Thats all that needs to be known!
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BIGBADBRIAN
Ok, so it's not as good as we all hoped. It is good fun though and at times, the concept is so promising. But it fails to live up to the fantastic title. A bloody ringer for Liam Nesson though. It gets 3 stars, because 1. it's ok. 2. The movie is called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter!!! 3. There is a scene where a vampire swings a horse around and throws it at Lincoln! Its pretty ridiculous but in a good way.
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BIGBADBRIAN
Im giving it 5 stars because I really was not expecting to love it as much as I did. It's brilliantly made. Marc Webb has done a fantastic job, reinventing the franchise. It feels fresh and modern. I loved Raimi's Spider-man, and like everyone else, thought it was too soon. Well after seeing this, I can't bloody wait for the sequel. Garfield is a much better Parker than Maguire. It's so nice that there is no moaning Mary Jane around every corner. The humour, the action, it's all here. My only beef would be the Lizard looks a little silly at times and the Post Credit scene is not great. But honestly, this is quality stuff. Great Stan Lee cameo too!
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BIGBADBRIAN
Very short, rushed and just too repetitive. It's all been done before. Think Hills Have Eyes but you don't get to see the what's after them. It's not that interesting. Chernobyl is a touchy subject but it could have been done so much better, as there is potential regarding the whole thing. Quite boring.
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BIGBADBRIAN
I really hated this film. It's so bad. Stewart is not a good actress. In this, she basically makes stupid facial expressions. She's awful. Theron is OTT, but ya could blame the script for that. The dwarves aren't even that funny. I haven't sat through a movie that was this boring and WAY over long in years. Everybody in the cinema was looking at their phones for the time and all seemed restless. A huge mess that's confused and too long.
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BIGBADBRIAN
Bad bad movie. Do not go see it. On par with The Smurfs.
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BIGBADBRIAN
A lovely production. Prometheus looks fantastic. The cast, Theron and Fassbender are brilliant. Noomi Rapace steals the film for me though. But the plot, story and atmosphere left something to be desired. I mean, I wanted to know what or who the Space Jockey was and what he was doing with the cargo. In theory, this could have been an exciting story. Fans have had questions for 33 years. And now was the chance to give them some answers. But no. This film gives more questions than answers. I really think Scott has missed a great opportunity. This film is boring at times and feels soulless. I'm not even sure what message it's trying to get across, it seems confused. Not good. Give it a miss. It's not what we wanted. 3D is useless too.
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BIGBADBRIAN
MIB 3 is a troubled movie. You can tell by the chemistry between the stars. Its been a while since the shared screen time, but do there best to reignite. Its lucky Jones is only in the movie for a short time and then sets about the 60's with Brolin. It kinda saves it. Brolin is great. He's having fun. Emma Thompson is pretty funny too as O. There are some great scenes and gags, and its nice to see the Men In Black back on screen. But you can tell the script wasnt finished while the cameras were rolling. Sonnenfeld does his best and it actually does work. Its better than Mib 2 lets put it that way. Looking forward to MIB 4.
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BIGBADBRIAN
This film is not funny. It's hilarious. SBC hits back after the so so Bruno. The Dictator is easily as good as Borat. It's got some hardcore jokes but with a slice of cheese. It actually reminded me of Monty Python a lot. I would say its the funniest movie I have seen this year. Expect to hear some quotes in the future.