Poll Golden Globe Speeches January 13, 2009 You’ve seen who won but who gave the best speech at this years Golden Globes – have your say in the latest Movie.ie poll The Golden Globes may be all glitz, gowns and glamour but honestly, is that why you really watch? Over the years, the Golden Globes has given us plenty of unscripted weirdness – from Jack Nicholson mooning the audience to Christine Lahti locking herself in the bathrooms… And this year’s ceremony was equally ripe with Hollywood weirdness with everything from a bedrunken Tracy Morgan accepting the award for 30 Rock for Best Series (Comedy) to a blubbering Kate Winslet forgetting Angelina Jolie’s name. Below you’ll find the best, funniest and indeed oddest of the quotes and speeches from the 2009 Golden Globes – you can vote for your favourite below: “I’ll try and get through as much as my voice and nerves and knees will let me.” – Sally Hawkins “I’m 62 years old. Am I old enough to win a lifetime achievement award? Yes, I am. Thank you very much.” – Steven Spielberg “This is the only time I’m going to be in competition with Clint Eastwood.” – Bruce Springsteen “Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. Our heart goes out to you, Guy Ritchie”– Sacha Baron Cohen “I still have a cold … It’s not the other thing that it used to be”– Colin Farrell I’d like to thank all my dogs, the ones that are here, the ones that aren’t here anymore, ‘cause uh, when a man’s alone, that’s all you got is your dog. –Mickey Rourke “If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet! You can find a lot of people there who don’t like you! I’d like to address some of them now! BabsonLacrosse, you can suck it. DianeFan, you can suck it. Cougar-Letter, you can really suck it ’cause you’ve been after me all year. And to my husband, Jeff, I love you. Thank you very much!” – Tina Fey Uh, ah, ah, I’m so sorry! Oh oh! I’m so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin, oh god, who’s the other one…? Angelina, uh, ah… Now forgive me… gather… is this really happening? I’m going to try this off the cuff. OK. Thank you so much uh, oh, oh, oh, thank you so much…. oh god, uh, oh, uh, thank you so much… – Kate Winslett “I can’t believe I’m not nominated. What a waste of a campaign. Today is the last time I have sex with 200 middle-age journalists. It was horrible. Really. A lot of them didn’t even speak English. Europeans with wispy beards. The men were worse” – Ricky Gervais “I feel so old. I remember when I used to bring Rumer Willis a juice box on the set of the movie.” – Alec Baldwin, talking about Miss Golden Globe Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. “All of us who worked with Heath on The Dark Knight accept with an awful mixture of sadness but incredible pride. After Heath passed, you saw a hole ripped in the future of cinema.” – Christopher Nolan Click here to see a list of the winners.