No Education for Orlando Bloom March 18, 2008 In 1642, the life of the famous Dutch painter Rembrandt takes a turn for the worst. He changes from a wealthy respected celebrity to a discredited pauper. His pregnant wife, Saskia, insists that he paint the Amsterdam Musketeer Militia in a group portrait that would later become known as The Nightwatch, one of his most famous paintings. He reluctantly agrees, and soon discovers that there is a conspiracy within the Amsterdam merchants playing at soldiers maneuvering for financial advantage and personal power in the richest city in the Western World. Rembrandt then stumbles upon a murder. Confident in the birth of a longed-for son and heir, Rembrandt is determined to expose the conspiring murderers and builds his accusation meticulously in the form of the commissioned painting, uncovering the seamy and hypocritical side to Dutch Society in the Golden Age. Rembrandt’s great good fortune turns. Saskia dies. Rembrandt reveals the accusation of murder in the painting and the conspirators plan revenge, and set out to discredit him. They plant a mistress, Geertje, to seduce him. They plan his social and financial ruin, and to create the circumstances for his slide into penury, insult his young mistress Hendrickje, conspire to destroy his son, and bring Rembrandt to his knees. Orlando Bloom has pulled out of Lone Scherfig’s “An Education” due to scheduling conflicts. The coming-of age drama, set in ‘60s London, centres on a 17 year old girl who is swept off her feet by a thirdy-something playboy. Nick Hornby wrote the film based on Lynn Barner’s autobiographical essay. Dominic Cooper (The History Boys) will replace Bloom on the film, which also stars Alfred Molina, Sally Hawkins, Peter Sarsgaard, Rosumund Pike and Emma Thompson. Shooting on the BBC film is now underway and continues in London, Oxford and Paris until May. TIDBIT: Bloom has three A-Levels. He recieved an A in Art, an A in Photography and a C in Religious Studies.