Gyllenhaal plays Dastan, the
street urchin who, adopted by the king because of his valour in battle,
finds himself hooking up with Princess Tamina (Arterton) to, eh, rescue
the Sands Of Time from the nasty nobleman Nizam (Kingsley). A gift from
the gods, the Sands Of Time is a handy dagger that controls time. And
looks like a Lidl special offer.
Jerry Bruckheimer - Hollywood's most
successful living producer - must have been hoping for a repeat of some
of that old Pirates Of The Caribbean magic when he once again cast a
much-loved, much-respected character actor smack dab in the middle of a
great big old-fashioned swashbuckling adventure yarn.
Whereas Pirates Of The Caribbean was
based on an old Disney theme park ride, Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of
Time is based on an old, 1989 videogame. The big difference though is in
the pudding, so to speak - Pirates was great, big dumb fun; Prince Of
Persia is just big and dumb.
It's the sort of movie only a 12-year
old boy could truly love. And only if he's yet to see a decent movie.
RATING: 2/5
Review By Paul Byrne